So, I’m talking to a guy at work today. He says he got in a “squabble” w/Dog this weekend over a Christmas tree. I say, “Dog?” He says, “Yeah, Dog, the Bounty Hunter.”
It turns out, this guy was at a yard sale. He spots a Christmas tree for sale. His wife has been talking about getting a second tree for the house. So, he makes his way over to the owner to ask a question about it or something.
Meanwhile, Dog (who apparently goes to yard sales) spots the tree and decides he would like to have it. Guy from work says to Dog something to the effect that he was going to buy the tree and he went over to ask a question. Dog says something to the effect of “You’re over asking questions and I’m over here taking care of business.” They banter back and forth for a little bit - I’m told that the squabble was civilized and done in a somewhat joking manner. In the end, Dog wouldn’t budge and he got the tree. I guess I’m going to have to start taking mace to yard sales in case I spot something that the Dog wants.
J